Continued from our Tuesday post HERE ,
here are the rest of the "Computer
Terms for Country Folks"
SCREEN
What you need for black fly season
BYTE What
black flies do
CHIP What
to munch on
MICRO
CHIP What's left in the bag when
the chips are gone
INFRARED
Where the leftovers go when Fred's around
MODEM
What you did to the hay fields
DOT
MATRIX Farmer Matrix's
wife
LAP
TOP
Where the kids feel comfy
KEYBOARD
Where you hang your keys by the door
SOFTWARE
Plastic eating utensils
MOUSE
What eats the chicken grain in the barn
MAIN
FRAME The part of the barn that
holds the roof up
PORT
Fancy wine
ENTER
Ya'll come on in
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY --You can't remember just how much
that rifle cost
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