Thursday, April 16, 2015

Snippets and Snatches....partly cloudy....warmer

Continued from our Tuesday post HERE ,
here are the rest of  the  "Computer Terms for Country Folks"


SCREEN              What you need for black fly  season

BYTE                   What black flies do

CHIP                    What to munch on

MICRO CHIP         What's left in the bag when the chips are gone

INFRARED            Where the leftovers go when Fred's around

MODEM                What you did to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX         Farmer Matrix's wife

LAP TOP               Where the kids feel comfy

KEYBOARD           Where you hang your keys by the door

SOFTWARE           Plastic eating utensils

MOUSE                  What eats the chicken grain in the barn

MAIN FRAME         The part of the barn that holds the roof up

PORT                     Fancy wine

ENTER                   Ya'll come on in

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY --You can't remember  just how much that rifle cost


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